There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

• He called everyone brother
• He liked Gospel
• He didn’t get a fair trial

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

• He went into His Father’s business
• He lived at home until he was 33
• He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

• He talked with His hands
• He had wine with His meals
• He used olive oil

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:

• He never cut His hair
• He walked around barefoot all the time
• He started a new religion

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:

• He was at peace with nature
• He ate a lot of fish
• He talked about the Great Spirit

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

• He never got married.
• He was always telling stories.
• He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all – 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:

• He fed a crowd at a moment’s notice when there was virtually no food
• He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn’t get it
• And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do