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- ~ Your kids are becoming you…but your grandchildren are perfect!
- ~ Going out is good… Coming home is better!
- ~ You forget names…But it’s OK because other people forgot they even knew you!
- ~ You realize you’re never going to be really good at anything…especially golf.
- ~ The things you used to care to do, you no longer care to do, but you really do care that you don’t care to do them anymore.
- ~ You sleep better on a lounge chair with the TV blaring than in bed. It’s called “pre-sleep”.
- ~ You miss the days when everything worked with just an “ON” and “OFF” switch..
- ~ You tend to use more 4 letter words … “what?”…”when?”… ??
- ~ Now that you can afford expensive jewelry, it’s not safe to wear it anywhere.
- ~ You notice everything they sell in stores is “sleeveless”?
- ~ What used to be freckles are now liver spots.
- ~ Everybody whispers.
- ~ You have 3 sizes of clothes in your closet…. 2 of which you will never wear.
- ~ But “old” is good in some things: Old Songs, Old movies, and best of all, OLD FRIENDS!!
