44:1:10 (500.1) Your ensembles of dancing undoubtedly represent a crude and grotesque attempt of material creatures to approach the celestial harmony of being placement and personality arrangement.

70:1.3 (783.6) Andon taught his children to settle disputes by each beating a tree with a stick, meanwhile cursing the tree; the one whose stick broke first was the victor. The later Andonites used to settle disputes by holding a public show at which the disputants made fun of and ridiculed each other, while the audience decided the winner by its applause.

I have to laugh when I think of this, laugh, so I don't cry.

There is a wide range of feelings and reactions one gets when reading the Urantia Book. The one I least expected though was to laugh.

This line made me laugh:



Although there is a serious point to be made, this reminds me of "you can't dance" jokes. One Youtuber once said "I used to have a girlfriend. Then she saw my dancing..."

If you had any other laughs, do let me know.

63:7.3 (717.4) Andon and Fonta, shortly after their arrival on Jerusem, received permission from the System Sovereign to return to the first mansion world to serve with the morontia personalities who welcome the pilgrims of time from Urantia to the heavenly spheres. And they have been assigned indefinitely to this service. They sought to send greetings to Urantia in connection with these revelations, but this request was wisely denied them.

Hi, I think this is funny



I would like to send them greetings too

I wouldn't expect anything less than a visit from 3 angels if I was going to chop off a delicate piece of me

Har! But it does bring a side question: What was that visit about? Probably should have its own thread.


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