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 Post subject: Laughter and fun!
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Something fun to make you giggle - children of all ages will love trying it.

How Smart is Your Right Foot?
This is so funny that it will boggle your mind. And you will keep trying at least 50 more times to see if you can outsmart your foot, but you can't.

1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.

2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction.

I told you so ...... . And there's nothing you can do about it!


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Yup! I couldn`t stop my foot from changing direction no matter how hard I tried. It also worked with the number 5. :o


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rayok- thats kool! & fun. :shock:

but my wife & daughter , thought , oh , oh , whats he doin now ? :o
try it with , the left foot . or both feet . :razz:

thank brother - good ole fashioned all around fun for all . :razz: :idea:

thanks brother


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Well, RayOK,

I tried this at work - so my boss fired me for wasting time.
I tried it at home - and my wife left me for being an idiot.

The good thing is ..... my mother-in-law left with my wife.

........thanks for changing my life...........


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Tooo funny fatboy2!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P

I tried it also, and it's true. I can't wait to show my hubby.
Thanks for a good thought!
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Well I tried it! The first few times my foot made a squigly six closer to the ground. By by about the 10th try, I did it no problem! I can't say it didn't take effort though? You gotta really concentrate to get it to go right. (Maybe it's because I'm left handed?)

Try doing it with your left foot (counter clockwise and) drawing the (Upper case) letter "R" with your left hand?


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I found this while surfin the net ,

some real bloopers from kids :smile:

Some bloopers of biblical proportions written by Sunday School students of both the Christian and Jewish persuasion:

In the first book of the bible, Guinessis, God got tired of creating the world, so he took the Sabbath off.

Adam & Eve were created from an apple tree.

Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark.

Noah built the ark, which the animals came on in pears.

Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night.

The Jews were a proud people and throughout history they had trouble with unsympathetic Genitals.

Sampson was a strongman who let himself be led astray by a jezebel like Delilah.

Sampson slated the Philistines with the axe of apostles.

Moses led the Hebrews to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread, which is bread made without any ingredients.

The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert.

Afterward, Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the Ten Amendments.

The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.

The Fifth Commandment is humor thy mother and father.

The Seventh Commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery.

Moses died before he ever reached the UK. Then, Joshua led the Hebrews in the Battle of Geritol.

The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he obeyed him.

David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar. He fought with the Finkelsteins, a race of people who lived in the biblical times.

Solomon, one of David's sons, has 300 wives and 700 porcupines.

When Mary heard that she was the Mother of Jesus, she sang the Magna Carta.

When the three wise guys from the East Side arrived, they found Jesus and the manager.

Jesus was born because Mary had an emaculate contraption.

St. John, the Blacksmith, dumped water on his head.

Jesus enunciated the Golden Rule, which says to do one to others before they do one to you.

He also explained, "Man doth not live by sweat alone."

The people who followed the Lord were called the 12 decibels.

The epistles were the wives of the apostles.

One of the opossums was St. Matthew, who was by profession a taximan.

St. Paul cavorted to Christianity. He preached holy acrimony, which is another name for marriage.

A Christian should have only one wife. This is called monotony.


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...One more ... :arrow:

What is God's name?
A Christian man had just died and was on his way to heaven. When he got to the gates of heaven he met an angel. The angel asked him what God's name was.

'Oh that's easy,' the man replied, 'His name is Andy.'

'What make you think his name is Andy?' the angel asked incredulously.

'Well, you see at Church we used to sing this song 'Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me.' :mrgreen:


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Andy!?!?!

I thought God's name was Harold!

You, know, "Our Father, who art in heaven. Harold be thy name."

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Hmm? I thought it was Art.

"Our Father, who is 'Art' in heaven"


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Tell me if I knew the nameless Infinite.

Ahhh.. you laugh! But can we find joy in this fearless feeling?

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